So Not Fair.

The Hills Season 3 Premiere is Monday, August 13th.
One day after I leave the comfort of my Seattle shoebox. And access to cable.

And yes, sometimes I scare even myself.

Help Me.

By the highest powers of basic cable, I confess to you, dear reader, that I have crossed the boundary between good USA and bad USA (the station). I admit to having watched more than half of “Coyote Ugly” the movie this evening. I blame no one but myself.