if you decide to follow the colonel, turn to page 7
it was only time before mainstream fastfood chains like kfc picked up on pop culture from our youth, as is shown by their slightly bastardized version of "choose your own adventure." i can see it now. baby-sitters club do blimpies. or better yet- nancy drew: in search of the real chicken mcnugget.


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The 'flavor station' TV commercials are equally as atrocious--they're usurping the concept of empowerment and relegating it to dipping sauce flavors. Because, apparently, they've decided to stop being tyrranical rulers of sauce and let the proles choose their own flavor. As long as they choose from one of these three.
whatever happened to RANCH! oh the humanity!!
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