gone toobin'
i went intertubing this weekend with some kids in new braunfels. seriously- intertubes, water, booze and kids who are prone to getting drunk while drinking booze floating on an intertube down a river. quite a "texan" experience, i've been told. it was great with the exception of slight chaffing that occurred under my arms (the ride down the river was about 3 hours long) and when i fully ate it on the last rapid, losing my friend's sunglasses.the people that had invited us- kat and michael/jason- surprised us in the evening by bringing some awesome board games to play while choking down piss-in-a-can lone star beer. my favorite was the unexpected and unheard of blacks & whites. it was great. you play the game exactly the way you would monopoly except that everyone is broken up into two teams: the blacks and the whites. the game, made sometime in the 70's, attempts to show the injustices overcome by blacks ranging from the teams starting off with different amounts of $ (whites more than blacks) to whites being able to purchase real estate anywhere on the board yet blacks being restricted to certain areas (the ghetto, if you will). it was a total trip and i kicked ass, after becoming a black harvard graduate and then moving on to owning ghetto-fabulous favorites, harlem and watts. unfortunately, even after teaming together and loaning out god-knows how much money, we still lost. but there is a moral to this game boys and girls: whether you are black or white, real estate is where the money is. especially liquor stores.


8 Comments:
awww
AWWW
You did NOT just diss the Lone Star
Get out of my town
no - no ... I'm sorry, it was a joke. Stop packing.
so i'll hand it to lone star- one hundred times better than bud light. is that better?
Yes.
Lone Star is like cold tapwater, when all one's other options are excrement.
So, what you're saying is, Lone Star isn't good?
man. no comment.
Do NOT be hating on Guinness Blonde. Lonestar is good stuff.
Wait, when did Guinness Blond enter into the picture?
wow. that is the last time i ever diss beer. or lone star.
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