Taglines Zaiger’s Genetics Decided Against For Its Pluots’ Debut, Worldwide Advertising Campaign:

“Perfection or Poor Self Image?”

“Fruit that will take you around the galaxy and back, without charging an annoying gas surcharge."

“Premeditated Incestuous Scandal is its subgenus name."

“Looks sickly, but more often than not, tastes sweet.”

“Matches that shirt you’re wearing.”