buyer's contentment

here is a riddle for you:
i'm sleek. granted, not exactly on par with dolphins through water. . . come to think of it- flipper, eat your heart out.
i'm hip. look out hipsters! now comes with attitude! a good one.
i'm white. i'm not a racist, but once you go white, you'll never go back.
and boy am i sexy. read: sexxx-y.

can you guess what i am?
insert drum roll here.

i am monica's new ibook!!!

received mid-morning yesterday, signed-off kindly by eli at ryan's house, i have now been a proud owner of my very own ibook for just under 24 hours and i must admit that as of yet, i do not regret my purchase.

on a complete tangent, with my current interneting capabilities, i was floating around online this morning while drinking a cup of coffee and watched this. needless to say, i had to visit the bathroom shortly after viewing it.